Randy's Renaissance Faire Adventure

Randy's High Seas Adventures

Me names Randy Stubbs and I sailed the high seas
O' the life of a sailor was perfect for me.
I spent all my money on wenches and beer
and sailed the wide ocean with never a fear!

But now it's no, nay, never
no, nay, never, no more will I sail the wide ocean
no, never, no mooore.

A scurvy arse Spaniard got a lucky shot
and shattered my knee cap, ooo, that hurt , a lot!

I still chases the wenches but they has to run slow,
and they're happy they did if they'll give it a go

So now it's no, nay never
no. nay never, no more will I sail the wide ocean
no, never no mooore.

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